M' name's Ian Murray. My typist lass (wild clever thing, as ye can tell from my "username", I ken 'tis called *ironic little smile*) says I also be from a book called Outlander, and others ( Read more... )

A little while back (in the DF chatroom) Mr Inigo Montoya gave me a brief lesson in how to use a sword. I want to ask anyone here who is skilled in weapons - any weaponry; steel; magical or otherwise - to please give me some instruction in what they know ( Read more... )

Sirs -

You are herewith formally and officially requested to STOP SPAMMING MY JOURNAL AND OWL POST. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Hermione Granger

Typist: Really, boys... I'm getting flooded with notify emails. Can we not do that... PLEASE? Thanks ever so much! *grins*

I suppose the correct thing would be to introduce myself, would it not? I am Captain Jonathan Randall, of the Britsh army. *looks around, quite bemused, and hairflicks* I do believe I know a fair number of you. Jamie Fraser, it's good to see you again. I could say differently about your wife, though.

Typist: Do hope I got his rank right, my ( Read more... )

*points at the nearest person*

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

EDIT: Only two guys to a fight. One fight at a time. I don't fight women, but I'll sell you some bada** soap.

Good day to you all

I am Lord John William Grey; and I have just returned to London from exile a complicated mission at a prison in Scotland.

I hope that we will have a good time together

LJG

Muse taken from the Diana Gabaldon books

Hello.

I have many names. You may know me most.. easily.. as Pestilence.

I was born at the evolution of the first bacterium.

I struck terror into the souls of many.

I retired in 1936. Penicillin is a bitch.

But I'm still around. (Especially in... less-developed countries.)

And I certainly still have fun.

*walks in and looks around, appearing a bit nervous but smiling at everyone*

*waves* Hi. I'm Claire Randall Beauchamp Fraser. I'm English, though I've spent a great deal of time in other places, especially Scotland and America. I'm also a doctor, so if anyone's ever injured, feel free to ask me for help. *wry grin* This place seems quite...well, ( Read more... )

Helloe! Myne name ys "Agnes Nutter", ynd I hale froome the goode booke (no, notte thee "Goode Booke" - THYS ys a muuche bytter reede) "Goode Omenns" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman ( Read more... )

*walks in and looks around, quite sure of himself, then bows*

Afternoon, all. M' name's James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser, by rights, but I generally go by Jamie, 'r even 'Red Jamie', if ye prefer. *smirks* I'm verra pleased t' be here, even if there are quite a few Sassenachs aboot ( Read more... )